Note: Much of Troops of Doom’s content does not follow the original character’s history.

Cobra

Cobra Commander

Name: Classified
AKA: Co Co (to the ladies)
First appearance: No Disintegrations
 
His name says it all. The most dangerous man alive.

Baroness

Name: Baroness Anastasia DeCobray
First appearance: Kiss
 
Second in command of Cobra.

Tomax

Name: Classified
First appearance: Telemarketing
 
Commands the Crimson Guard with twin brother Xamot.

Xamot

Name: Classified
First appearance: Telemarketing
 
Commands the Crimson Guard with twin brother Tomax.

Warzel

Name: Desmond Warzel
AKA: HISS Driver
First appearance: Screeplay
 
Crimson Guard field commander.

HISS Driver

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Redshirt Luck
 
Killed in action by Martínez.

Wild Weasel

Name: Classified
First appearance: Screenplay
 
Pilot.

Crimson Guard

Name: Unknown
First appearance: AWOL

Crimson Guard

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Style
 
Killed by the BATL.

Crimson Guard

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Cowards

Crimson Guard

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Locker Room
 
Accidently killed by another CG.

Crimson Trooper

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Cowards

Cullum

Name: Jason Cullum
AKA: Crimson Guard
First appearance: Cowards
 
Writing a screenplay about his (short) life as a CG.

Fred

Name: Fred Broca
AKA: Fred Broca I-V
AKA: Crimson Guard
First appearance: Redshirt
 
Died after mistaken a landmine for a frisbee. Various CGs have been surgically altered to replace him.

Bludd

Name: Sebastian Bludd
First appearance: Up
 
Commands Cobra’s Night Watch. Warrior poet.

King

Name: Elizabeth King
AKA: Night Stalker
First appearance: Seat of Power
 
One of Cobra Commander’s concubines.

Majerska

Name: Jeannie Majerska
AKA: Night Stalker
First appearance: Seat of Power
 
One of Cobra Commander’s concubines.

Night Stalker

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Up
 
One of Cobra Commander’s concubines.

Scar-Face

Name: Classified
First appearance: First appearance: Gold

Henke

Name: Scott Henke
AKA: Cobra Officer
First appearance: Legendary
 
Commands a special forces Blueshirt unit.

Alvarez

Name: Marcos Alvarez
AKA: Cobra Trooper
First appearance: Legendary
 
Likes giving beatings.

Cobra Trooper

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Introductions

Cobra Trooper

Name: Robert Morris
First appearance: Dessert
 
Killed in action by Young.

Dyer

Name: Michael Dyer
AKA: Viper
First appearance: Ground Pounder

Nash

Name: Frank Nash
AKA: Cobra Trooper
First appearance: Oorah!
 
Marine turned Cobra.

Night Watch Trooper

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Ground Pounder

Night Watch Trooper

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Ground Pounder

Sanders

Name: Scot Sanders
AKA: Viper
First appearance: Bald

Scrap-Iron

Name: Classified
First appearance: Telemarketing

Skarnes

Name: Adam Skarnes
AKA: Viper
First appearance: Introductions
 
Joined the Vipers because he likes the uniform.

Tele-Viper

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Dessert

Firefly

Name: Classified
First appearance: Nudist
 
All that is known about Firefly is that he is not a ninja.

Dreadnoks

Zarana

Name: Classified
First appearance: Bounty
 
Operates the Mercenary Union.

Monkeywrench

Empire

Vader

Name: Anakin Skywalker
AKA: Lord Darth Vader
First appearance: Inspection

Veers

Name: Maximilian Veers
First appearance: Incident
 
The Empire’s most successful general.

Young

Name: Lisa Young
AKA: Die Young
First appearance: Dibs
 
Commands a special forces Stormtrooper unit.

Carroll

Name: Tim Carroll
AKA: Stormtrooper
First appearance: Protective Gear

Colwell

Name: Dustin Colwell
AKA: Saleucami Trooper
First appearance: Feminine

Elstrom

Name: Jim Elstrom
AKA: Biker Scout
First appearance: Feminine

Gillmeister

Name: Michael Gillmeister
AKA: Clone Trooper
First appearance: Ghost

Martínez

Name: Dorian Martínez
AKA: Elite Corps Clone Trooper
First appearance: Punishment

ONeill

Name: Rob ONeill
AKA: Kashyyyk Trooper
First appearance: Punishment

Pops

Name: Classified
AKA: Stormtrooper
First appearance: Incident
 
Formerly the oldest living Stormtrooper. Killed in action by the Baroness.

Ryan

Name: Jennifer Ryan
AKA: Stormtrooper
First appearance: Inspection
 
Joined the Imperial forces to pursue her Stormtrooper fetish.

Skywalker

Name: Luke Skywalker
AKA: Stormtrooper
First appearance: Inspection

Snider

Name: Tom Snider
AKA: Clone Trooper
First appearance: Feminine

Adams

Name: Trevor Adams
AKA: Sandtrooper
First appearance: Inspection
 
Leads a Sandtrooper unit. A disgrace to the uniform.

Hackett

Name: Thomas Hackett
AKA: Sandtrooper
First appearance: Zombies
 
Vegetarian.

Tucker

Name: Daniel Tucker
AKA: Sandtrooper
First appearance: Zombies
 
Neat freak.

Federation

Uhura

Name: Nyota Uhura
First appearance: Framed V
 
On officer exchange program with the Empire.

GI Joe

Hawk

Name: Clayton Abernathy
First appearance: Loyalty
 
Commander of GI Joe.

Cutter

Name: Skip Stone
First appearance: Killer WHALE
 
Killer WHALE pilot.

Wild Bill

Name: William Hardy
First appearance: Wounded
 
Killed in action by Pops.

Duke

Name: Conrad Hauser
First appearance: Framed
 
Leads GI Joe’s Greeshirt unit.

Alpine

Name: Albert Pine
First appearance: Princess

Bozile

Name: Nathan Bozile
AKA: GI Joe Trooper
First appearance: Bozile
 
The only member of GI Joe without a code name.

Breaker

Name: Alvin Kibbey
First appearance: Scare
 
Killed in action by Adams.

Clutch

Name: Lance Steinberg
First appearance: Smoke Break
 
VAMP driver.

Lady Jaye

Name: Alison Hart-Burnett
First appearance: Fair Fight

Long Arm

Name: Thomas Mangiaratti
First appearance: Bozile

Mutt

Name: Stanley Perlmutter
First appearance: Princess
 
Junkyard’s handler.

Junkyard

First appearance: Poop Scoop
 
Mutt’s partner. Terminator expert. Poops where ever he wants.

Short-Fuze

Name: Eric Freistadt
First appearance: Framed

Tunnel Rat

Name: Nicky Lee
First appearance: Fair Fight

Gung-Ho

Name: Ettienne LaFitte
First appearance: Calvin and Hobbes
 
Leads GI Joe’s Team Camo-Pants.

Bombstrike

Name: Alyssa Stall
First appearance: Hiatus
 
Hates doing public service announcements.

Rock ‘N Roll

Name: Craig McConnel
First appearance: Kiss and Tell
 
Leads GI Joe’s Tatoonie Expeditionary Force.

Airborne

Name: Franklin Talltree
First appearance: Kick Me

Barrel Roll

Name: Dwight Stall
First appearance: Wounded

Cover Girl

Name: Courtney Krieger
First appearance: Wolverine
 
Wolverine driver.

Crankcase

Name: Elwood Indiana
First appearance: Framed
 
AWE Striker driver.

Dusty

Name: Ronald Tadur
First appearance: Karma

Repeater

Name: Jeffrey Therien
First appearance: MAD
 
Named after his stutter.

Scarlett

Name: Shana O’Hara
First appearance: CBR Warfare
 
Loves missiles, hates crossbows.

Spirit

Name: Charlie Iron-Knife
First appearance: Buyer’s Remorse

Stalker

Name: Lonzo Wilkinson
First appearance: High Speed Dirt
 
Leads GI Joe’s Jungle Troopers.

Hit & Run

Name: Brent Scott
First appearance: Hit & Run
 
Got his code name when he fled the scene after running over Adams.

Recondo

Name: Daniel LeClaire
First appearance: Kick Me
 
Everything Recondo knows about tactics he learned from Calvin and Hobbes.

Rip Cord

Name: Wallace Weems
First appearance: High Speed Dirt

Snake Eyes

Name: Classified
First appearance: CBR Warfare
 
Leads GI Joe’s Night Ops. Can’t speak due to wounds.

Helix

Name: Classified
First appearance: Dance

Jedi

Starkiller

First appearance: Blades

Lego

Space Police Officer

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Jinx
 
Commands the Space Police Legotech retrieval unit. VX-Falcon pilot.

BATL

Name: Battle Android Trooper Lego
First appearance: BATL
 
The combination BAT, Legotech and Cyberdyne programming have made the BATL an unstoppable killing machine.

Blackie

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Reenactment
 
Rattrax driver.

Red

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Legonians
 
Had legs captured and reverse-engineered to create the BAT.

Yellow

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Assistance
 
Murdered by Adams.

Wild-Eyes

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Reenactment
 
Ill tempered.

MARS

Destro

Name: James McCullen Destro XXIV
First appearance: Kiss
 
Weapons supplier. Opperates family business Military Armaments Research System (MARS).

Mercenary

4-LOM

First appearance: The Fly
 
Nudist.

8D8

First appearance: Framed III

Aurra

Name: Aurra Sing
First appearance: Yard Sale

Bane

Name: Cad Bane
First appearance: High Stakes Poker

Bossk

First appearance: The Fly
 
Rude, crude and vile.

Dazon

Name: Hem Dazon
First appearance: Extra-Terrestrial
 
Girl-drink drunk.

Dengar

First appearance: The Fly
 
Nearing retirement. Johnny Cash fan.

Fett

Name: Boba Fett
First appearance: The Fly
 
The galaxy’s worst bounty hunter. Cries a lot.

Fortuna

Name: Bib Fortuna
First appearance: Cell

Garindan

First appearance: Relemarketing
 
Quadruple agent spy.

IG-88

Name: Irwin Gurdun LXXXVIII
First appearance: The Fly
 
Became a mercenary in order to kill organics within the law.

Klaatu

First appearance: Cell

Leia

Name: Princess Leia Organa
First appearance: Princess
 
Mercenary “dancer”.

Chewbacca

AKA: Crunchie
First appearance: Princess
 
Princess’ pet Wookie.

Zuckuss

First appearance: The Fly
 
Family man.

Nazis

Von Kraut

Name: Jerry Von Kraut
First appearance: Grudge

Rura Penthe

Daina

Name: Daina Janack
First appearance: Daina
 
Commands the Rura Penthe Joint Operation. Frostbite’s mail order bride.

Frostbite

Name: Farley Seward
First appearance: Tatoonie
 
Enjoys driving, metal and counting coup. Married to Daina. Snow Cat driver.

Grant

Name: David Grant
AKA: Snowtrooper
First appearance: Inspection

Iceberg

Name: Clifton Nash
First appearance: Mail Order

Ice-Viper

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Daina
 
WOLF driver.

Niese

Name: Michael Niese
AKA: Snow Serpent
First appearance: Snow Cat

Small

Name: Matthew Small
AKA: Snow Serpent
First appearance: Counting Coup
 
Self-conscious about his parachute.

Snow Job

Name: Harlan Moore
First appearance: Tatoonie
 
Enjoys skiing, metal and counting coup.

Snowtrooper

Name: Unknown
First appearance: Freaked Out

Saint Lucy’s

Doc

Name: Carl Greer
First appearance: Medic
 
Commands the Saint Lucy’s Hospital Joint Operation.

2-1B

First appearance: Dr. Mindbender
 
Abuses prescription drugs.

2-1B

First appearance: Alive
 
Newer medical droid. Abuses prescription drugs.

Mindbender

Name: Classified

First appearance: Dr. Mindbender
 
Orthodontist turned mad scientist.

Skynet

Terminator

First appearance: Jerks
 
Sent back in time to kill Sarah Connor.